Three things that made me happy:

1) Fried oysters!
2) Explored Geylang and saw how whores were being approached by those filthy old uncles/ah peks (omgah)
3) Saw Kelly "Shakalaka" Poon (actually it didn't excite me at all, I just wanna fill up the list)

Three things that made me feel what the hell:

1) The walking distance from Tampines Mall to my house
2) The walking distance from Tampines Mall to my house
3) The walking distance from Tampines Mall to my house!!