16 February 2007

Festive seasons

More clothes and accessories
NEW

My boss's been acting strange for a couple of days
He praised us saying we had improved
When we practically did nothing these few days
Hmm, maybe becos we really did NOTHING
Less work means less blunders
Haa.

And he's scared of rats
We already knew of the rats before him
Then one day he came to the office and said
"Hey, i got something interesting for you all to see, come out"
I still remained at my seat cos i knew he meant those rats
But he continued to say come out come out
Then me and kl had to PRETEND we were really surprised
And i had to force out a laughter
Oh pls.

Then he's been MIA yst and today
And his msn nick was so strange
Proud Uncle - My nephew got 1400 on his SAT!
Hey, do we need to know that??
Oh, and he kept telling me to do a particular thing
Then after that said no need thanks

But i prefer this boss

08 February 2007

Stab him.
Slaughter him.
Shoot him.
Slit his throat.

Yes, we made a blunder
However we knew our mistake
We didnt do it delibrately
We did deserve a reprimand from him
But not in that kinda tone

Managing Director
Hur-hur
So what?
You only have a pathetic no. of staffs working for you
2 permanents and 2 temps
So is that why you show a total disregard for our feelings
Who do you think you are
Please la, go back to your kennel
Bark at your own place can

You think 8 bucks an hr is big money
Oh yea
How i wish i can throw these notes on your fugly face
And contribute to the purchase of your coffin
Go sleep inside, it's will be your next best home
No
You should just disintegrate from this planet
*vanish*

Fire me please
NOW
I dun wanna smell you

03 February 2007

HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY,
SEOW KHENG PUAY!

Pre-celebration for her yst nite
It's definitely a long time since i last went town
Almost forgot how to get to Far East
Started drifting away fom being a 19
Ask me abt novena then

I didnt even shop for a single thing
Nothing seemed to catch my eyes
Which was so rare
Must be those super-ugly-who-think-they-are-goddess-of-the-realm-but-in-reality-are-just-a-bunch-of-ultra-disgusting-DUMBOs
Look, I will never connect them with bimbos
Cos bimbos are pretty creatures
But them
Hur, just some freaky monsters wearing thick layers of make-up
And still i could see that their rotting complexions
Just put your farking faces into the dough la

Enough of them

Yummy ramens for dinner
Shopped for her gifts
Which included 2 pairs of really-ex studs
A classy (lol!) handphone pouch
And a raspberry volka!
The long walk from far east to heeren
Wasnt a bore but just a crazy, non-stop laughing journey
We believed that bottle played a part
Hah.

Bus journey was just as nice
See ya soon.

30 January 2007

Novena neighbourhood is a nice place
Filled with so many fun-loving uncles and aunties

I got a new activity during lunch time
No more eating at food junction at US
No more old change kee
But we will be roaming around this sunny island
Tried Toa Payoh today
Retail therapy is definitely possible

More train rides!

27 January 2007

Chinese troupe performance at United Square
Young china ladies spinning plates on a long stick
Most of us would have at least watch one before
I personally thought it was dry and boring
But just when I was about to walk off
I had a stun by them

I was standing near the backstage
So after the performance
They marched in, with the sticks and plates
Only difference was that they had stop spinning
Ya, they just held loosely to the sticks
And I could vivdly see the tapes on the plates
Some more it's yellowish white in colour
Please la, at least show us some respect by sticking with a more transparent one
Cheat also must cheat smartly ok
Nevertheless some of them showed their professionalism
They continued to "spin" until they disappeared into the backstage
Wow.

I had always thought they were for real
But, haiz

iSketch is fun and entertaining
Two hours and I am still on it

24 January 2007

This wk was a hectic one
Could you imagine seeing 50plus mails when you just land your feet in the office after a short relaxing wkend?
For ME
All data entries and calls
No wonder they called it monday blues
Had to OT till 8 plus
Of cos, i still didnt manage to complete
But at least it was down to less than 20

Tuesday and today were rather free
Ya, not as free as what i previously blogged
What staring into space and wasting the time in loo
How i miss those days :(

Haha, i like working here
The company only has 4 staffs now
All fun-loving people
And the boss is outstationed and wont be back till end of jan
That's sucha great news

And it's nearing the end of mth
My S-A-L-A-R-Y!!!!

19 January 2007

Colleagues
Strangers on streets
People I heard from tales
Many many
They smoked

Sucking in nicotine
Huffing and puffing toxic substances
It's became a common sight
What's on their minds when they lit up the cigarette butt
I cant help but wonder why

My boss smoked too
I was practically shocked lar
What angered me most was that
His teeth arent stained at all
Pearly white, straight teeth
That's so unfair

18 January 2007

This is the 6th week
I am so proud of my endurance
Wow

One thing i hate about this small company
Out of the many-S
Is our B-O-S-S
A very irritating, sarcastic and jian fellow
Always clad in his extremely tight tee
And with his all-shaved head and flab-free tummy
He was self-disillusioned
Thinking he looked stylish, attractive, mesmerising
(It's in italics cos he LOVES to slang)
And his fave hobby is to da xiao bao gao
Funny right, he's the DIRECTOR leh
Stop bugging me

12 January 2007

I am beginning to like my job!!

Kaili will be joining me as temp.
Haha!
My agent maybe joining us too
Two haha-S!

The staffs were friendly
But I was too reserved
Nvm, next wk will be a brand new start

=D

10 January 2007

The sunflower is still surviving
It has not yet drop a petal
Amazing rite

Thanks to my job
I knew how independence was spelt
I practised it since the 1st day
$8 per hour
But, so what?!

"Lalalalalalala..."

Weekend's coming!