HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY,
SEOW KHENG PUAY!

Pre-celebration for her yst nite
It's definitely a long time since i last went town
Almost forgot how to get to Far East
Started drifting away fom being a 19
Ask me abt novena then

I didnt even shop for a single thing
Nothing seemed to catch my eyes
Which was so rare
Must be those super-ugly-who-think-they-are-goddess-of-the-realm-but-in-reality-are-just-a-bunch-of-ultra-disgusting-DUMBOs
Look, I will never connect them with bimbos
Cos bimbos are pretty creatures
But them
Hur, just some freaky monsters wearing thick layers of make-up
And still i could see that their rotting complexions
Just put your farking faces into the dough la

Enough of them

Yummy ramens for dinner
Shopped for her gifts
Which included 2 pairs of really-ex studs
A classy (lol!) handphone pouch
And a raspberry volka!
The long walk from far east to heeren
Wasnt a bore but just a crazy, non-stop laughing journey
We believed that bottle played a part
Hah.

Bus journey was just as nice
See ya soon.