Why can't I be like the rest and remove only the molars?

Extraction this friday
Two of them!
But one needs to be removed surgically cos it's hidden in my gum
The other is at the centre of my lower case
Which is so ugly like wheregot pple extract that place one!!
I can't bring myself to imagine the pain factor
Hurhur, my best memorable new year gift

And to think I always feel it's my upper case that is problematic
Ok fine, both upper and lower cases now
Haiz, 爱美不要命